Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Serpent
Serpent
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Meet Serpent — an 8” round acrylic paint pour painting with slithery movement, bold color, and just enough chaotic charm to look like it knows your secrets.
This one-of-a-kind piece brings fluid texture, abstract energy, and handmade FDSS weirdness to your wall, shelf, altar, office, or wherever your home decor needs a little “beautiful but possibly cursed” energy.
Handmade. One-of-a-kind. No two paint pours behave… and honestly, neither do we.
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