Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
0 Days Without Sarcasm Beaded Stylus Pen
0 Days Without Sarcasm Beaded Stylus Pen
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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For the person whose mouth has no filter and whose screen still needs tapping.
This 0 Days Without Sarcasm beaded stylus pen brings function, attitude, and just enough snark to make your desk feel judged. Featuring a stylus tip and a bold sarcasm reminder, it’s perfect for note-taking, scrolling, tapping, gifting, or silently communicating that you are absolutely not the problem.
Handmade chaos. Functional attitude. Zero sarcasm-free days.
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