Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Royal Amethyst Marbled Beaded Stainless Steel Hoop Earrings
Royal Amethyst Marbled Beaded Stainless Steel Hoop Earrings
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
Couldn't load pickup availability
Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Royal Amethyst Marbled Beaded Stainless Steel Hoop Earrings
Purple has never really understood the concept of being subtle — and frankly, neither have these earrings.
The Royal Amethyst Marbled Hoop Earrings are serving up swirls of violet, lavender, and deep purple with just enough silver-tone detail to make the whole thing look appropriately fancy.
Think royal jewels without the castle, crown, or questionable family drama.
The stainless steel hoops keep them lightweight and comfortable enough for everyday wear, while those gorgeous marbled beads make sure they’re still getting noticed. Throw them on with jeans when your outfit needs rescuing, dress them up for date night, or wear them to the grocery store because nobody said royalty can’t wander through Walmart.
Every marbled bead has its own swirls and variations, which means each handmade pair is slightly different. No identical little clones coming out of the FDSS workshop.
Just beautifully dysfunctional purple perfection.
Features
- Handmade
- Durable stainless steel hoop earrings
- Purple marbled acrylic beads
- Rich violet, lavender, and deep purple tones
- Decorative silver-tone spacer beads
- Lightweight and comfortable
- Unique marbling makes every pair slightly different
- Perfect for everyday wear, date nights, special occasions, gifting, or ruling your kingdom from the couch
Handcrafted by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — because every queen deserves accessories, even when her kingdom is a complete shit show.
Share
