Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Chaos Orbit Trinket Vault
Chaos Orbit Trinket Vault
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Everything revolves around chaos… now your tiny valuables do too.
This handmade resin trinket box is your official drop zone for jewelry, crystals, random treasures, and whatever else you panic-set down and immediately forget about. Smooth, durable, and one-of-a-kind—because basic storage is boring and you’re not.
No two are ever the same. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. Just like your last good decision.
Perfect for:
• Rings, earrings, and small jewelry
• Crystals and tiny collectibles
• Desk chaos control
• Gifts for people who thrive in dysfunction
FDSS Reminder:
Handmade chaos. Expect slight imperfections—that’s how you know it’s real.
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