Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Pretty, Petty & Poured | Handmade Resin Rose Bowl 🌹
Pretty, Petty & Poured | Handmade Resin Rose Bowl 🌹
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
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She looks sweet. She looks romantic. She looks like she has her life together.
That’s adorable.
This handmade resin rose bowl is what happens when pretty colors, swirling resin, and absolutely no interest in being ordinary get poured into one fabulously dramatic little piece.
The rose-inspired shape gives her the romance. The one-of-a-kind resin pour gives her the chaos. Together? Very FDSS.
Use her to hold jewelry, keys, crystals, wrapped candy, little treasures, or all those random things you swear you’re going to put somewhere “safe” and then immediately forget about.
Because this is individually poured by hand, the colors, swirls, patterns, tiny bubbles, and other perfectly imperfect details are part of what makes this piece completely unique. There will never be another one exactly like it.
🌹 Handmade resin pour
🌹 Rose-shaped decorative bowl
🌹 One-of-a-kind color and pattern
🌹 Great for jewelry, trinkets, keys & small treasures
🌹 Handmade by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Her story:
She was supposed to become something delicate and romantic.
Then the resin started swirling.
Things got dramatic.
And somewhere between elegant rose and beautiful little shit show, she decided perfection was boring anyway.
Functional. Dysfunctional. Pretty as hell.
Welcome to the Shit Show. 🌹
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