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Paddle Shaped Resin Bottle Opener

Paddle Shaped Resin Bottle Opener

Regular price $5.99 USD
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Crack open the chaos with this handmade paddle shaped resin bottle opener. Durable, stylish, and way more interesting than the sad drawer opener nobody talks about.

 

Perfect for parties, picnics, bar carts, kitchen chaos, or gifting to someone who deserves functional dysfunction with their beverage.

 

Handmade resin design — because even bottle opening should have personality.

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