Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Paddle Shaped Resin Bottle Opener
Paddle Shaped Resin Bottle Opener
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Crack open the chaos with this handmade paddle shaped resin bottle opener. Durable, stylish, and way more interesting than the sad drawer opener nobody talks about.
Perfect for parties, picnics, bar carts, kitchen chaos, or gifting to someone who deserves functional dysfunction with their beverage.
Handmade resin design — because even bottle opening should have personality.
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