Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Red Hot & Unbothered | Red & Black Beaded Pen
Red Hot & Unbothered | Red & Black Beaded Pen
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Some days you’re calmly making a to-do list. Other days you’re aggressively crossing shit off just to feel something. Either way, you deserve a pen that matches the energy. ❤️🖤
Red Hot & Unbothered brings bold red and black beads together for a look that’s confident, sassy, and just a little dangerous—in the best possible way.
Perfect for your desk, planner, purse, office, classroom, or anywhere a boring-ass pen simply will not do.
✨ Red & black acrylic bead design
🖊️ Smooth-writing ink pen
❤️ Comfortable and fun to use
🎁 Great little gift for coworkers, teachers, friends, stocking stuffers—or yourself
🔥 Handmade with plenty of FDSS personality
Retail Price: $5.95
Because writing down your responsibilities is slightly less painful when your pen looks badass.
Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — Handmade gifts with personality… because the best things in life aren’t mass-produced.
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