Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Red Metal Shepherd’s Hook Bookmark
Red Metal Shepherd’s Hook Bookmark
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Mark your spot without using a receipt, candy wrapper, or the emotional damage from your last chapter.
This handmade red metal shepherd’s hook bookmark is cute, bold, and ready to keep your book life together even if the rest of your life is doing cartwheels in traffic. Lightweight, reusable, and full of FDSS charm, it slips right over the page so your story stays exactly where you abandoned it.
Perfect for readers, teachers, book lovers, journal addicts, and anyone who treats “just one more chapter” like a legally binding lie.
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