Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Rainbow Chaos Beaded Necklace | 28” Black Cord Necklace | Iridescent Glass Beads + Resin Pendant | Handmade Statement Piece
Rainbow Chaos Beaded Necklace | 28” Black Cord Necklace | Iridescent Glass Beads + Resin Pendant | Handmade Statement Piece
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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🖤 DESCRIPTION
This necklace did not come here to be subtle. ✨
A 28” black cord loaded with iridescent glass beads that look like they’ve lived through several emotional breakdowns and came out ✨colorful✨… plus a bold resin pendant at the bottom tying it all together like the final boss of bad decisions.
It’s giving:
“I’m fine.”
…but in 7 different colors at once. 🌈
Finished with a toggle clasp because we respect security—even when everything else is chaotic.
🧠 PERSONALITY
🌈 emotionally inconsistent
🔥 thrives in chaos
💅 dramatic but somehow still cute
⚠️ will absolutely ruin your outfit in the best way
📿 DETAILS
- Approx. 28” black cord necklace
- Toggle clasp closure (secure, no nonsense)
- Iridescent glass beads with mixed color vibes
- Decorative metal spacer beads
- Resin pendant focal piece
- Lightweight but statement-making
- Handmade & one-of-a-kind
🎯 PERFECT FOR
- People who are the personality
- Outfit main characters
- “I don’t do boring” energy
- Anyone who treats accessories like therapy
This isn’t an accessory.
It’s a warning. 🌈🔥
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