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Rainbow Chaos Beaded Necklace | 28” Black Cord Necklace | Iridescent Glass Beads + Resin Pendant | Handmade Statement Piece

Rainbow Chaos Beaded Necklace | 28” Black Cord Necklace | Iridescent Glass Beads + Resin Pendant | Handmade Statement Piece

Regular price $11.13 USD
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🖤 DESCRIPTION

 

 

This necklace did not come here to be subtle. ✨

 

A 28” black cord loaded with iridescent glass beads that look like they’ve lived through several emotional breakdowns and came out ✨colorful✨… plus a bold resin pendant at the bottom tying it all together like the final boss of bad decisions.

 

It’s giving:

“I’m fine.”

…but in 7 different colors at once. 🌈

 

Finished with a lobster clasp because we respect security—even when everything else is chaotic.

 

 

 

 

🧠 PERSONALITY

 

 

🌈 emotionally inconsistent

🔥 thrives in chaos

💅 dramatic but somehow still cute

⚠️ will absolutely ruin your outfit in the best way

 

 

 

 

📿 DETAILS

 

 

  • Approx. 28” black cord necklace
  • Toggle clasp closure (secure, no nonsense)
  • Iridescent glass beads with mixed color vibes
  • Decorative metal spacer beads
  • Resin pendant focal piece
  • Lightweight but statement-making
  • Handmade & one-of-a-kind

 

 

 

 

 

🎯 PERFECT FOR

 

 

  • People who are the personality
  • Outfit main characters
  • “I don’t do boring” energy
  • Anyone who treats accessories like therapy

 

This isn’t an accessory.

It’s a warning. 🌈🔥

 

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