Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Purple Leather Potion Necklace | 32” Cord | Beaded Statement Necklace | Glass Vial Charm | Screw Clasp | Handmade Chaos Jewelry

$16.95 USD

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💜 DESCRIPTION

This isn’t just a necklace…

this is “don’t ask what’s in the vial” energy.” 😌🧪

Built on a rich purple leather cord, this piece brings together bold metallic beads, colorful patterned accents, and a tiny glass vial charm that looks like it holds secrets, bad decisions, and maybe a little magic.

At 32 inches, it hangs long and dramatic—perfect for layering or letting it steal the entire show. Finished with a secure screw clasp (because chaos should still be contained… somewhat), this piece is equal parts mystical and unhinged.

Mysterious. Loud. Slightly suspicious.

Exactly how FDSS likes it.

🧪 PERSONALITY

💜 collects secrets

🧠 overthinks everything

🧪 definitely brewed something they shouldn’t have

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