Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Purple Chaos Energy | Green & Purple Beaded Pen
Purple Chaos Energy | Green & Purple Beaded Pen
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
She walked into the meeting with three things: a questionable amount of caffeine, absolutely no idea what was going on, and a pen that looked like it had its shit together.
At least one of them was convincing. 💜💚
The Purple Chaos Energy Beaded Pen brings together bold purple and green for the person who likes their office supplies with a little more personality. Fun, colorful, and just dysfunctional enough to belong in the FDSS family, it turns everyday writing into something considerably less boring.
Use it for work notes, grocery lists, brilliant ideas, questionable plans, or writing down the thing you swore you wouldn’t forget this time.
✨ Purple & green design
🖊️ Refillable pen
💜 Fun, functional & full of personality
🎁 Great little gift for coworkers, teachers, friends—or yourself
🔥 Handmade FDSS attitude included
Because your life may be a shit show, but your pen doesn’t have to be boring.
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