Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Purple Flower Hair Comb – Handmade Chaos Bloom (Because Basic Hair Is a Crime)
Purple Flower Hair Comb – Handmade Chaos Bloom (Because Basic Hair Is a Crime)
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Meet the comb that said “soft floral vibes”… then immediately chose violence.
This purple flower hair comb is not here to behave. It’s here to sit in your hair like it owns the place, radiating just enough elegance to fool people into thinking you’ve got your life together. (You don’t. It’s fine. Neither do we.)
Each piece is handmade, which means no two are exactly alike—just like your personality… slightly unhinged but somehow still pretty.
💜 What you’re getting:
- A bold purple floral design that refuses to be ignored
- A functional comb (yes, it actually holds your hair like a responsible adult… shocking)
- A one-of-a-kind piece of wearable chaos
Whether you’re going for cute, chaotic, or “I might ruin your life but I’ll look good doing it”, this comb delivers.
Throw it in your hair and suddenly you’re not just existing… you’re making statements.
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