Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Purple Beaded Pendant Necklace | 28” Cord | Screw Clasp | Handmade Chaos Jewelry
Purple Beaded Pendant Necklace | 28” Cord | Screw Clasp | Handmade Chaos Jewelry
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
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💜 DESCRIPTION
Cute. Colorful.
…and probably talking behind your back.
This 28” handmade necklace brings playful chaos with a bold purple cord, speckled glass-style beads, and a soft dual-tone pendant that looks innocent… but definitely isn’t.
The mix of metallic accents and splatter-style beads gives it that “put together but slightly unhinged” vibe FDSS does best.
Finished with a secure screw clasp, because losing your jewelry is not part of the aesthetic.
⚡ PERSONALITY
🧚♀️ looks sweet
😈 acts chaotic
✨ thrives on attention
📿 DETAILS
- Handmade, one-of-a-kind design
- 28” length (perfect mid-length statement)
- Bold purple cord
- Speckled glass-style beads + metallic accents
- Dual-tone pendant centerpiece
- Screw clasp closure for secure wear
🎯 PERFECT FOR
- Adding color to literally anything
- People who are “nice”… but not really
- Outfits that need personality (and a warning label)
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