Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Purple Reign | Handmade Beaded Pen
Purple Reign | Handmade Beaded Pen
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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She didn’t choose purple because it was pretty.
She chose purple because black wasn’t dramatic enough. 💜
Purple Reign is the pen that shows up looking completely put together while internally running on caffeine, questionable decisions, and a to-do list she started three weeks ago.
Featuring a bold mix of purple beads, this handmade beaded pen turns boring everyday writing into something with a little more personality. Perfect for work, journaling, lists, planners, or aggressively writing down things you absolutely cannot forget this time.
✨ Handmade by FDSS
💜 Purple beaded design
🖊️ Functional, fun & full of personality
🎁 Great little gift for coworkers, teachers, friends—or yourself
🔥 One-of-a-kind FDSS attitude included at no additional charge
Because even your pen deserves to be a little dysfunctional.
Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — Finding the humor in life’s chaos.
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