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Pumpkin Wax Melt — Cute Gourd, Zero Fucks
Pumpkin Wax Melt — Cute Gourd, Zero Fucks
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Pumpkin patch energy. Absolutely no desire to leave the house.
This handmade pumpkin wax melt brings the fall vibes without hay in your pants, overpriced cider, or someone insisting you pose beside a tractor.
With an orange finish, sculpted ridges, and a brown stem detail, it’s a little seasonal treat for anyone whose favorite fall activity is canceling plans.
Sweater on. Warmer going. Social battery unavailable.
• Includes one pumpkin wax melt
• Approximately 2 inches across and 1 inch tall
• Orange pumpkin with brown stem detail
• Handmade variations in color and finish
• Wax warmer sold separately
Remove packaging before use. Break into smaller portions as needed to fit your warmer’s capacity and follow its instructions. Do not add water or light directly. Not edible; keep away from children and pets.
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