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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Portal

Portal

Regular price $180.00 USD
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Acrylic chaos with “stare too long and you might unlock a side quest” energy. The swirling blues, fiery oranges, and fractured textures in this piece feel like somebody ripped open reality for five minutes just to see what would crawl through. Turns out… it was art.

“Portal” has that deep-space-meets-mental-breakdown vibe FDSS does so well — layered movement, electric color collisions, and enough depth to make people lean in and go, “Wait… what is happening here?” Which honestly is the correct reaction.

Perfect for:

  • Game rooms
  • Art walls that need one unhinged centerpiece
  • Offices pretending to be professional
  • Anybody emotionally held together by caffeine and bad decisions

One-of-a-kind handmade acrylic artwork. No prints. No duplicates. Just one portal into the beautifully dysfunctional void.

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