Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Pick Your Personality | Beaded Mechanical Pencil
Pick Your Personality | Beaded Mechanical Pencil
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Some people choose a pencil based on how it writes.
You’re choosing yours based on which tiny piece of your personality you’re willing to expose today. 😂
💗 Pink Cheer — aggressively cheerful, suspiciously organized, and probably has matching accessories.
🖤 Black Floral — pretty, slightly moody, and absolutely judging the other office supplies.
💕 Pink Fuzzy — soft, dramatic, and here for the sensory experience more than the actual writing.
Each mechanical pencil is decorated with its own beaded FDSS personality, making it way more fun than the boring pencil you stole from the junk drawer three years ago.
Perfect for school, work, journaling, lists you’ll probably ignore, doodling during meetings, or writing down the brilliant idea you had before your ADHD launches it into another dimension.
✨ Choose your favorite style from the options
✏️ Mechanical pencil
💖 Beaded decorative design
🎁 Fun little gift, stocking stuffer, teacher gift, coworker gift, or “I bought this because it made me happy” purchase
🤪 Handmade with FDSS personality
Because even your pencil deserves to have a little shit show going on.
$5.95 each
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