“Emotional Support Ashtray (Paw-sitively Unhinged Edition)”

Can be custom ordered in any color.

This isn’t just an ashtray… this is your new favorite bad decision holder 🐾🔥

Handcrafted in true Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show fashion, this paw print ashtray is serving chaotic energy with a side of “don’t judge me.” The black and white swirl design hits like your mood swings—unpredictable, dramatic, and kinda mesmerizing.

Perfect for:

• Late night spirals
• “I said I’d quit” moments
• Looking cute while making questionable choices

Each piece is handmade, meaning no two are exactly alike—just like your coping mechanisms.

⚠️ Warning: May attract compliments and poor decisions.