Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
“Emotional Support Ashtray (Paw-sitively Unhinged Edition)”
“Emotional Support Ashtray (Paw-sitively Unhinged Edition)”
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Can be custom ordered in any color.
This isn’t just an ashtray… this is your new favorite bad decision holder 🐾🔥
Handcrafted in true Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show fashion, this paw print ashtray is serving chaotic energy with a side of “don’t judge me.” The black and white swirl design hits like your mood swings—unpredictable, dramatic, and kinda mesmerizing.
Perfect for:
- Late night spirals
- “I said I’d quit” moments
- Looking cute while making questionable choices
Each piece is handmade, meaning no two are exactly alike—just like your coping mechanisms.
⚠️ Warning: May attract compliments and poor decisions.
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