Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Pastel Panic: Keeping Your Hair Together Better Than Your Life
Pastel Panic: Keeping Your Hair Together Better Than Your Life
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Some days your hair deserves better than the emotional support bun it’s been surviving on. This handmade FDSS hairband brings together dreamy shades of lavender, teal, soft aqua, and deep violet in a mesmerizing abstract paint pour design sealed beneath a glossy glass dome.
Mounted on a durable black double elastic hairband, it’s perfect for ponytails, messy buns, or pretending you’ve got everything under control. Since every paint pour is created by hand, no two pieces will ever be exactly alike—because boring is not part of the FDSS vocabulary.
Whether you’re headed to work, running errands, or embracing your daily chaos, this one-of-a-kind accessory adds just the right amount of artistic attitude to your hairstyle.
Handmade with attitude. One of a kind… just like the beautiful mess holding it together. Welcome to the Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show.
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