Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Paint-Poured Glass Vase of Controlled Chaos
Paint-Poured Glass Vase of Controlled Chaos
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Not your grandma’s vase.
This handcrafted glass vase got hit with a paint pour mood swing and sealed in epoxy resin so the chaos stays gorgeous. It’s bold, glossy, one-of-a-kind, and fully committed to being the main character in whatever room you drop it in.
Perfect for flowers, display, or just sitting there looking prettier than everything around it. No two are exactly alike, because basic behavior is not allowed here.
Hand wash only
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