Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Blue Screen of Death | Paint Pour Rectangle Pendant Necklace
Blue Screen of Death | Paint Pour Rectangle Pendant Necklace
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
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Blue Screen of Death
Everything was going fine.
Then your brain froze, somebody asked you one more question, and now we’re just staring into the blue abyss waiting for the system to reboot.
This one-of-a-kind rectangular paint-pour pendant features layers of bold blue color trapped in a tiny piece of wearable chaos. No two paint pours ever behave exactly the same—which is honestly relatable.
Wear it when you’re feeling artistic, dramatic, mildly overwhelmed, or all three before lunch.
Details:
- Handmade paint-pour pendant
- Rectangular statement design
- Vibrant blue abstract pattern
- One-of-a-kind FDSS original
- Because normal jewelry doesn’t have enough emotional instability
Handmade. Unrepeatable. Slightly dysfunctional.
Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — finding the beauty in chaos.
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