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#8 Owl Metal Clip Bookmark – Wise Little Chaos Keeper
#8 Owl Metal Clip Bookmark – Wise Little Chaos Keeper
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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For the readers who stay up too late, buy too many books, and absolutely judge characters like it’s a professional sport. This handmade owl metal clip bookmark is here to guard your page like a tiny feathery chaos goblin with trust issues.
Lightweight, durable, and way more emotionally stable than most of us, this bookmark clips securely onto your page while adding a little creepy-cute personality to your current obsession.
Perfect for:
- Bookworms
- Night readers
- Owl lovers
- Dark academia gremlins
- People emotionally attached to fictional characters
Because folding pages is a crime and sticky notes are for quitters.
Handmade chaos starts here.
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