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Citrus Chaos | Orange & Green Ombre Beaded Pen
Citrus Chaos | Orange & Green Ombre Beaded Pen
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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She walked into the office looking like a lime crashed a Halloween party and decided to stay.
Bright orange. Loud green. Absolutely zero interest in blending in politely.
Citrus Chaos is the pen for grocery lists that turn into life plans, notes you’ll swear you’ll remember without writing down, and those random brilliant ideas that show up while you’re supposed to be doing something completely different.
The orange and green ombre design gives this beaded pen a bright, playful personality that refuses to disappear into the bottom of your bag.
Perfect for journaling, work, school, lists, or signing important documents while pretending you have your shit together.
Handmade with FDSS attitude and just the right amount of organized chaos.
One-of-a-kind. Handmade. Functional… but still a little dysfunctional.
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