Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Orange You Glad You Wrote That? | Beaded Pen
Orange You Glad You Wrote That? | Beaded Pen
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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She’s bright. She’s bold. And subtlety was never invited. 🧡
This orange beaded pen showed up looking like a tiny burst of sunshine with absolutely no intention of blending into the office supply drawer.
Perfect for jotting down brilliant ideas, questionable decisions, grocery lists you’ll forget at home, or aggressively crossing things off your to-do list just for the dopamine.
The vibrant orange beads give this pen plenty of personality, making it just as fun sitting on your desk as it is in your hand.
✨ Beaded design with bold orange details
🖊️ Functional everyday writing pen
🧡 Bright, cheerful & impossible to lose in your purse
🎁 Fun little gift for teachers, coworkers, friends—or yourself
🤪 Handmade with that signature FDSS personality
Because boring pens write the same words…but where’s the fun in that?
FDSS — Finding the humor in life’s chaos.
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