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Office Therapist… Without the License | Handmade Emotional Support Coworker Stylus Pen

Office Therapist… Without the License | Handmade Emotional Support Coworker Stylus Pen

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Every workplace has that one person who listens to the rants, shares the snacks, talks you off the ledge before Monday’s meeting, and somehow keeps everyone sane. This handcrafted Emotional Support Coworker Stylus Pen from Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show (FDSS) is dedicated to the true workplace MVP.

Featuring a fun “Emotional Support Coworker” focal bead accented with soft lavender, blush pink, and turquoise beads on a bold purple pen, this one-of-a-kind stylus is guaranteed to make your favorite work bestie smile.

Whether you’re surviving endless meetings, answering emails, writing notes, or pretending to enjoy another Zoom call, this stylus is ready to tackle the workday with you. The soft capacitive stylus tip glides effortlessly across smartphones, tablets, and other touchscreen devices, while the refillable black ink pen delivers a smooth writing experience.

Every stylus includes ONE complimentary black ink refill, so you’re ready to keep writing long after the first cartridge runs out.

Perfect for coworker appreciation gifts, office birthdays, Secret Santa exchanges, promotions, retirements, or simply reminding your favorite coworker that you couldn’t survive the workday without them.

Features

  • Handmade one-of-a-kind design
  • Funny “Emotional Support Coworker” focal bead
  • Refillable black ink pen
  • Includes 1 complimentary black ink refill
  • Soft capacitive touchscreen stylus tip
  • Compatible with smartphones, tablets, e-readers, laptops with touchscreens, and other touchscreen devices
  • Lightweight and comfortable for everyday use
  • Perfect gift for coworkers, office besties, managers, administrative professionals, nurses, teachers, healthcare workers, and anyone who keeps the workplace running
  • Handmade with care by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show (FDSS)

Because life’s too short for boring pens.™

Handmade with attitude by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show—where functional meets delightfully dysfunctional.

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