Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
“Eight Sides of Bad Decisions – Octagon Chaos Ashtray”
“Eight Sides of Bad Decisions – Octagon Chaos Ashtray”
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Not your average sad little ashtray.
This one has eight sides—just like your personality depending on the day.
Built from durable resin and dripping in chaotic vibes, this ashtray doesn’t just hold your ashes… it judges you a little while doing it.
Perfect for:
- Late night decisions
- “I’ll quit tomorrow” energy
- Looking cooler than everyone else with a basic round tray
Each one is handmade, meaning no two are exactly the same—just like your coping mechanisms.
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