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Ocean Had a Midlife Crisis Leather Bracelet

Ocean Had a Midlife Crisis Leather Bracelet

Regular price $12.95 USD
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Somewhere between calm seas and complete emotional instability, this bracelet was born.

Featuring a genuine black leather cord with a handcrafted paint-pour cabochon in swirling shades of ocean blue, silver, white, black, and rich metallic gold, this bracelet proves that chaos can actually look pretty damn classy. Lightweight, comfortable, and adjustable, it’s perfect for anyone whose personality changes faster than the weather—but somehow still makes it work.

Each centerpiece is handmade, making every bracelet a true one-of-a-kind wearable piece of art. No two are ever exactly alike… kind of like your coping mechanisms.

Features:

  • Genuine black leather cord
  • Handmade abstract paint-pour cabochon
  • Adjustable fit
  • Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
  • One-of-a-kind FDSS original

Handmade with attitude. Because normal is overrated. – FDSS

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