Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Ocean Calm (But Make It Chaos) Necklace | Turquoise & Ivory Beaded Pendant | 28” Cord | Heart Clasp
Ocean Calm (But Make It Chaos) Necklace | Turquoise & Ivory Beaded Pendant | 28” Cord | Heart Clasp
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
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🌊 DESCRIPTION
Cool tones.
Calm vibes.
Questionable intentions.
This handmade necklace blends turquoise + ivory beads with metallic accents and a soft neutral pendant that looks peaceful… until you realize it’s got a whole personality.
Finished with a heart-shaped lobster claw clasp because even chaos deserves a cute detail.
It’s giving beachy… but emotionally unavailable.
⚡ PERSONALITY
🌊 looks calm and grounded
😬 silently judging you
💅 effortlessly unbothered
📿 DETAILS
- Handmade, one-of-a-kind piece
- 28” turquoise cord
- Turquoise + ivory marbled-style beads
- Metallic accent spacers
- Neutral-toned round pendant
- Heart-shaped lobster claw clasp
🎯 PERFECT FOR
- Beach vibes without the sand
- People who say “I’m chill” and absolutely are not
- Outfits that need soft color with sharp energy
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