Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
#1 “Not Your Basic Bracelet 😏 | Handmade Blue + White Braided Bracelet | Minimal Chaos Wrist Candy | One-of-a-Kind FDSS Handmade Jewelry”
#1 “Not Your Basic Bracelet 😏 | Handmade Blue + White Braided Bracelet | Minimal Chaos Wrist Candy | One-of-a-Kind FDSS Handmade Jewelry”
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Simple. Clean. Slightly unhinged.
This handmade braided bracelet proves that minimal doesn’t mean boring — it means effortless chaos disguised as calm.
Featuring a hand-braided blue, white, and neutral color combination, this piece is lightweight, wearable, and perfect for everyday stacking or standalone statement energy.
Each FDSS piece is handmade, meaning no two creations are ever exactly alike — because normal is overrated anyway.
Wear it when you want subtle style with personality.
✨ DETAILS
• Handmade braided bracelet
• Blue + white + neutral tones
• Lightweight and comfortable for daily wear
• Minimalist design with FDSS attitude
• One-of-a-kind — once gone, it’s gone
⚡ FDSS DISCLAIMER
Handmade chaos included. Slight variations are proof it wasn’t mass-produced in a soulless factory.
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