Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Chaotic Little Nail Poker | Handmade Beaded Nail Art Tool
Chaotic Little Nail Poker | Handmade Beaded Nail Art Tool
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
Couldn't load pickup availability
Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
For the bad bitch trying to paint tiny masterpieces while mentally hanging on by a thread.
This handmade beaded nail art tool was created for detailed nail designs, tiny dots, swirls, accents, and emotionally unstable creativity sessions at 2am. The silicone bead handle gives you a comfortable grip while your patience slowly leaves your body.
Cute enough to show off. Functional enough to survive the chaos.
Basically the FDSS version of “I’m fine.”
Perfect for:
- Nail art addicts
- Chaos coordinators
- Glitter gremlins
- People who own 47 nail polishes but use the same 3 colors every time
Handmade with attitude, sarcasm, and just enough stability to finish one hand before questioning your life choices.
Share
