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Four Personalities, One Pen | Multicolor Beaded Ink Pen

Four Personalities, One Pen | Multicolor Beaded Ink Pen

Regular price $6.95 USD
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Why commit to one color when your brain has already changed directions four times?

 

This beaded multicolor pen came prepared for the chaos with four ink colors—red, green, blue, and black—all packed into one gloriously indecisive little writing tool.

 

Black for pretending you’re professional.

Blue for normal everyday chaos.

Red for the shit you absolutely cannot forget.

Green for… whatever personality has control of the pen at that particular moment.

 

Perfect for planners, lists, color-coding, work, school, journaling, or anyone who appreciates having options without carrying four damn pens.

 

Because at FDSS, even the office supplies have multiple personalities. 😂

 

Details:

• Beaded multicolor ink pen

• Red, green, blue & black ink

• Four colors in one pen

• Fun, functional & appropriately dysfunctional

• Great little gift for teachers, coworkers, students, planner lovers—or yourself

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