Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Sip Happens Mixer Corkscrew
Sip Happens Mixer Corkscrew
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
For the person who opens wine like they’re hosting a classy event… while absolutely winging it.
This handmade beaded corkscrew brings a fun little mixer charm vibe to your bar cart, kitchen drawer, or “emergency beverage tools” collection. Cute, chaotic, and ready to twist its way into your next questionable decision.
Perfect for wine lovers, cocktail chaos coordinators, party hosts, and anyone who believes the bottle should open before the drama does.
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