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Mia Personalized Sucker Leash

Mia Personalized Sucker Leash

Regular price $8.00 USD
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Tiny human. Big personality.

The “Mia” sucker leash is handmade chaos designed to keep pacifiers, suckers, and tiny meltdowns from hitting the floor every 4 seconds. Personalized with colorful beads and attitude, this little lifesaver clips on easily while serving maximum cute energy.

Because apparently babies have accessories now too.

✨ Handmade with love, caffeine, and questionable sanity
✨ Personalized bead design
✨ Helps keep suckers/pacifiers within reach
✨ Lightweight, durable, and one-of-a-kind
✨ Perfect baby shower gift for the tiny drama queen in training

No boring baby gear here. FDSS only does functional chaos.

Due to the custom nature of personalized items, cancellation of an order for any reason will result in a refund of 50% of the item's cost. The remaining 50% covers materials and labor already expended on the customization process.

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