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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

#2 Fairy Chaos Metal Clip Bookmark

#2 Fairy Chaos Metal Clip Bookmark

$11.95 USD
$11.95 USD
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Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
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Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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A metal clip bookmark with a fairy paint design sealed under a glass dome — because even your book deserves a tiny magical shit show. Durable, cute, and ready to hold your place while your life completely loses the plot.

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