Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Lime Green Beaded Pendant Necklace | Magnetic Clasp | Handmade Statement Chaos
Lime Green Beaded Pendant Necklace | Magnetic Clasp | Handmade Statement Chaos
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
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💚 DESCRIPTION
Bright. Fresh.
…and just a little emotionally unstable.
This handmade lime green necklace looks like it has its life together—
clean colors, soft vibes, peaceful energy…
…but don’t let the aesthetic fool you.
She’s got opinions.
Featuring layered pearl-style beads, a cracked lime accent bead, and a soft glass-look pendant, this piece is finished with a magnetic clasp—because struggling with tiny clasps is not part of your character arc.
⚡ PERSONALITY
🌿 looks like self-care
😈 thrives on chaos
✨ effortlessly gets attention
📿 DETAILS
- Handmade, one-of-a-kind design
- Soft lime green cord
- Mixed bead stack (pearl-style + cracked green accent)
- Lightweight statement pendant
- Magnetic clasp for easy on/off (no fighting your jewelry)
- 24” long
🎯 PERFECT FOR
- People who pretend to have their life together
- Adding color without committing to stability
- Anyone who refuses to struggle with tiny clasps ever again
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