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Lilac Rose Candle – Beautiful, Fractured, Still Thriving
Lilac Rose Candle – Beautiful, Fractured, Still Thriving
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
This lilac-scented rose candle has been through some things.
A few petals didn’t survive the journey. Neither did your patience — and yet here you are.
Scented with soft, floral lilac that smells like spring pretending everything’s fine, this candle is still stunning, still dramatic, and still absolutely worthy of being displayed. The missing petals just add character. We call that growth.
Burn it, display it, or let it sit there quietly judging everyone.
✨ Details (the honest version):
• Lilac-scented
• Hand-poured sculpted rose candle
• Purple with visible imperfections
• Some petals may be chipped or broken (same energy)
• Each piece is one of a kind — no replacements, no regrets
🕯️ FDSS Reality Check:
Not perfect. Not pristine. Still smells incredible. Still hot.
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