Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Life’s a Mixed Bag | Handmade Candy-Inspired Shepherd Hook Bookmark
Life’s a Mixed Bag | Handmade Candy-Inspired Shepherd Hook Bookmark
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Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
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Some books are sweet.
Some are sour.
Some completely wreck your emotions by chapter twelve.
Inspired by the colorful fun of a roll of classic Life Savers® candy, this handmade shepherd hook bookmark is a playful reminder that every story—and every day—comes with a mix of flavors. Bright yellow, orange, lime green, purple, and cherry red beads are stacked together with sleek gunmetal accents to create a cheerful bookmark that’s impossible to overlook.
Whether you’re diving into a lighthearted adventure or surviving an emotional roller coaster of a novel, this bookmark will faithfully save your place until you’re ready for the next chapter.
Because life isn’t always sweet…
But it’s a whole lot more fun when you enjoy every flavor.
Features
- Handmade shepherd hook bookmark
- Inspired by the colorful look of classic candy rolls
- Bright translucent yellow, orange, lime, purple, and red beads
- Gunmetal accent beads
- Lightweight and durable metal hook
- One-of-a-kind handcrafted design
- Fits most hardcover and paperback books
Perfect for:
- Book lovers
- Candy lovers
- Teachers
- Librarians
- Students
- Book club members
- Birthday gifts
- Stocking stuffers
- Anyone who loves colorful accessories
Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show – Handmade gifts with personality… because every chapter deserves a little color.
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