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Leaf Me to My Nonsense | Green & Purple Maple Leaf Wall Art
Leaf Me to My Nonsense | Green & Purple Maple Leaf Wall Art
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Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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“Go outside and enjoy nature,” they said. So we brought a leaf inside and made it extra. Instructions mostly followed.
This handmade wooden maple leaf features flowing green, mint, purple, pink, and pearly white paint patterns beneath a glossy epoxy resin finish. The reverse brings its own chaos with bold orange, exposed wood, and trailing color, finished with burned FDSS branding.
Hang it in your living room, entryway, or craft space. It’s a little nature for people who prefer their wilderness with indoor plumbing.
• Wooden maple leaf shape
• Hand-poured abstract paint design
• Glossy epoxy resin finish
• Green, purple, mint, and pearly white front
• Individually decorated reverse
• Hanging hole near the top
Care: Wipe gently with a soft, damp cloth. Display indoors, away from high heat and prolonged direct sunlight. Do not soak.
Leaf me alone. I’m calling this decorating and counting it as productive.
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