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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Heart-Shaped Chaos Keeper — Pink & Purple Edition

Heart-Shaped Chaos Keeper — Pink & Purple Edition

Regular price $29.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $29.95 USD
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Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Because even your tiny treasures deserve a dramatic little throne.

 

This large heart-shaped trinket box brings pink, purple, and “don’t touch my stuff” energy in one handmade piece. Perfect for jewelry, keepsakes, mystery clutter, tiny emotional support objects, or whatever chaos you refuse to lose.

 

Cute? Yes. Functional? Also yes. Stable? Let’s not get carried away.

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