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Jacob Personalized Sucker Leash | Handmade Pacifier Clip

Jacob Personalized Sucker Leash | Handmade Pacifier Clip

Regular price $8.00 USD
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Tiny human dropping pacifiers like it’s their full-time job? Yeah, we fixed that.

 

The Jacob Personalized Sucker Leash keeps the chaos attached, the pacifier off the floor, and your sanity hanging on by a slightly stronger thread. Handmade with personality, attitude, and enough style to make the other baby accessories look boring as hell.

 

Perfect for everyday meltdowns, stroller adventures, snack negotiations, and public parenting survival missions.

 

Because parenting is already a dysfunctional shit show… your pacifier situation doesn’t have to be.

 

• Handmade design

• Personalized with “Jacob”

• Lightweight + functional

• Great baby shower gift

• One-of-a-kind FDSS style

• Helps keep pacifiers nearby and cleaner

 

Handmade chaos starts here.

Due to the custom nature of personalized items, cancellation of an order for any reason will result in a refund of 50% of the item's cost. The remaining 50% covers materials and labor already expended on the customization process.

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