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The Bitch, I Need Options Set | 5PC Beaded Pen, Stylus & Multicolor Pen Set

The Bitch, I Need Options Set | 5PC Beaded Pen, Stylus & Multicolor Pen Set

Regular price $29.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $29.95 USD
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$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Because apparently choosing one pen is bullshit.

 

The Bitch, I Need Options Set is for those of us who need a pen for every mood, every task, and every level of what the fuck am I doing today?

 

This 5-piece beaded writing set gives you options—because committing to one writing instrument seems unnecessarily restrictive.

 

You’ll get:

• 3 beaded pens

• 1 beaded stylus/pen — pull off the stylus cap and surprise, there’s a pen underneath

• 1 multi-color ink pen

• 4 ink refills

 

Use them at work, at home, in your planner, or scatter them strategically throughout your life so you can stop asking, “Where the fuck is my pen?”

 

Handmade with FDSS attitude and just enough functionality to make your shit show look organized.

 

5 pieces. Multiple options. Zero commitment required.

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