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The Bitch, I Need Options Set | 5PC Beaded Pen, Stylus & Multicolor Pen Set

The Bitch, I Need Options Set | 5PC Beaded Pen, Stylus & Multicolor Pen Set

Regular price $29.95 USD
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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Because apparently one pen is never enough. And frankly, why the fuck should it be?

The Bitch, I Need Options Set gives you five different ways to write down your brilliant ideas, questionable decisions, grocery lists, work bullshit, and whatever random thought your brain refuses to let go of.

This 5-piece beaded set includes:

• 3 beaded pens
• 1 beaded stylus/pen — pull off the stylus cap to reveal the pen underneath, then pop it back on when you need the stylus
• 1 multicolor ink pen with blue, black, green & red ink

Perfect for your desk, purse, office, planner station—or anywhere else you regularly find yourself yelling, “Where the fuck is my pen?”

Fun, functional, and just dysfunctional enough to belong at FDSS.

Handmade by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show.

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