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The Bitch, I Need Options Set | 5PC Beaded Pen, Stylus & Multicolor Pen Set

The Bitch, I Need Options Set | 5PC Beaded Pen, Stylus & Multicolor Pen Set

Regular price $29.95 USD
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Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Because apparently one kind of pen is never fucking enough.

The Bitch, I Need Options Set is for the person who needs choices—and plenty of them. Regular pen? Got it. Multicolor ink? Hell yes. Need to tap, swipe, AND write? There’s a stylus pen for that too.

This 5-piece beaded set includes:

• 2 beaded ink pens
• 2 beaded multicolor ink pens with black, blue, green & red ink
• 1 beaded stylus pen

Perfect for work, school, journaling, planners, your purse, your desk, or strategically hiding pens where nobody else can steal the damn things.

Fun, functional, colorful, and just a little excessive—which is exactly how we like our office supplies around here.

Handmade with personality by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show.

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