• Coconut candle, dark pink - front
  • Coconut candle, dark pink - angle
  • Coconut candle, dark pink - top
  • Coconut candle, dark pink - side
  • Coconut candle, dark pink - top angle
  • Peach candle, light pink - front alt
  • Peach candle, light pink - top
  • Peach candle, light pink - side
  • Peach candle, light pink - top angle
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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

I Don't Want To Adult Today! Candle — Responsibilities Can Wait

I Don't Want To Adult Today! Candle — Responsibilities Can Wait

$14.95 USD
$14.95 USD
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$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Adulting? Never heard of her.

This hand-poured candle says what you are thinking: I don't want to adult today. Bills, laundry, responsibilities - they can all wait until tomorrow. Today we are lighting a candle and declining adulthood in style.

Pick your escape:
Coconut (dark pink) - smells like a vacation you are not taking anyone on
Peach (light pink) - sweet, soft, and zero obligations

Hand-poured in a glass tumbler with the attitude printed right on it. Light it, ignore your to-do list, and enjoy the one adult decision you will not regret.

Only 1 of each scent - when they are gone, they are gone (much like your motivation).

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