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“Holiday Breakdown in a Bottle” Red Cord Beaded Necklace | 26” | Magnetic Clasp | Glitter Bottle Pendant

“Holiday Breakdown in a Bottle” Red Cord Beaded Necklace | 26” | Magnetic Clasp | Glitter Bottle Pendant

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🖤 DESCRIPTION

 

 

Festive… but make it unhinged. 🎄

 

This piece shows up like it has its life together—deep red cord, bold beads, clean design…

…but then you notice the tiny bottle of bottled chaos hanging at the bottom and suddenly it all makes sense.

 

Red, green, and pearly accents scream holiday spirit while quietly whispering “I will absolutely cry in the bathroom at some point.”

 

Finished with a magnetic clasp because we don’t have time (or patience) to struggle.

 

 

 

 

🧠 PERSONALITY

 

 

🎄 aggressively festive

🍷 one inconvenience away from losing it

✨ keeps it together in public… barely

⚠️ emotionally wrapped but not processed

 

 

 

 

📿 DETAILS

 

 

  • Approx. 26” red cord necklace
  • Magnetic clasp (easy snap, no drama… mostly)
  • Red, green & pearl-style beads
  • Decorative metal connector accent
  • Mini glass bottle pendant with multicolor glitter + cork
  • Lightweight & one-of-a-kind
  • Handmade chaos, obviously

 

 

 

 

 

🎯 PERFECT FOR

 

 

  • Holiday lovers with unresolved issues
  • People who decorate to cope
  • “I’m fine” but in red
  • Anyone who thrives in seasonal chaos

 

It’s giving holiday cheer… with a side of emotional damage. 🎄💀

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