Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Heartbreaker Trinket Dish – Cute, Chaotic, & Holds Your Sh*t Together
Heartbreaker Trinket Dish – Cute, Chaotic, & Holds Your Sh*t Together
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Small? Yes.
Basic? Absolutely not.
This Heart Trinket Dish is here to hold your rings, earrings, keys, or whatever tiny chaos you keep losing on a daily basis. It’s cute enough to fool people into thinking you’ve got your life together… even if you don’t.
Handmade with attitude and built to last, each piece has its own vibe—no mass-produced boring nonsense here.
Perfect for:
- Jewelry you swear you won’t lose again
- Nightstand chaos control
- A “look how put together I am” aesthetic
- Gifting to someone who loves cute things with a little edge
⚠️ Warning: May cause compliments, jealousy, and sudden urges to reorganize your life.
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