Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
“Main Character Meltdown Guitar Hair Comb – Because Silence Is Not Your Brand”
“Main Character Meltdown Guitar Hair Comb – Because Silence Is Not Your Brand”
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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This isn’t just a hair comb… this is a full-blown personality trait.
Meet the Guitar Beaded Hair Comb — for the ones who:
- Make eye contact during arguments
- Dramatically stare out windows like they’re in a music video
- And absolutely would flip a table if given the right soundtrack
Featuring a bold little guitar bead sitting front and center like it owns the place (because it does), this comb turns your hair into a backstage pass to your own chaotic storyline.
Lightweight. Easy to wear. Emotionally unstable in the best way.
Put it in your hair and suddenly:
You’re not running errands…
You’re on tour.
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