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Green With Envy Beaded Pen

Green With Envy Beaded Pen

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Some people turn green with envy. This pen just decided to accessorize with it.

 

Bold green beads give this handmade pen enough personality to make even a boring grocery list feel slightly more important. It’s fun, eye-catching, and perfect for anyone who believes office supplies have absolutely no excuse for being boring.

 

Use it for work notes, journaling, lists, teacher life, or writing down all the shit you swear you’re going to remember without writing down.

 

💚 Handmade beaded design

🖊️ Functional everyday writing pen

🎁 Great for teachers, coworkers, pen lovers, and stocking stuffers

✨ Small enough for an easy gift, sassy enough to feel very FDSS

 

Retail Price: $5.95

 

Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — Handmade gifts with personality… because the best things in life aren’t mass-produced.

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