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Green With Attitude | Beaded Ink Pen

Green With Attitude | Beaded Ink Pen

Regular price $5.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $5.95 USD
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Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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💚 Green With Attitude

Bright, bold, and absolutely not interested in blending in.

This green beaded pen brings a pop of color and a whole lot of personality to your desk, purse, planner, or wherever you’re pretending to have your shit together.

Perfect for jotting down brilliant ideas, questionable decisions, grocery lists you’ll forget at home, or notes you swear you’re going to look at later.

✨ Beaded design
🖊️ Smooth-writing ink pen
💚 Bold green color
🎁 Fun little gift for coworkers, teachers, friends—or yourself
🙌 Handmade by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Because boring pens are for people who have their lives together. We clearly have more interesting things going on.

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