Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Green Beaded Pendant Necklace | 36” Cord | Screw Clasp | Handmade Statement Chaos
Green Beaded Pendant Necklace | 36” Cord | Screw Clasp | Handmade Statement Chaos
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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💚 DESCRIPTION
Fresh. Vibrant.
…and not here to be subtle.
This 36” handmade necklace brings bold green energy with layered bead detail and a soft glass-look pendant that says “I’m calm”… while clearly not being calm.
Long, effortless, and just dramatic enough—this piece throws on easy and instantly looks like you tried (even if you absolutely didn’t).
Finished with a secure screw clasp, because trust issues are real.
⚡ PERSONALITY
🌱 looks refreshing
😏 acts slightly unhinged
✨ gets noticed without asking
📿 DETAILS
- Handmade, one-of-a-kind design
- 36” length (long, easy, no fuss styling)
- Green cord with layered bead stack
- Pearl-style accents + textured green beads
- Glass-look pendant centerpiece
- Screw clasp closure for secure wear
🎯 PERFECT FOR
- Throw-on-and-go outfits that still need personality
- People who like long necklaces that do the work for them
- Anyone who wants color, confidence, and a little chaos
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